As the summer heat gains momentum in Yerevan, city authorities remind capital’s male drivers about importance of responsible driving. After a recent study revealed that a terrifying 30% of all car accidents in Yerevan occur due to horny driving of male drivers distracted by summerly dressed ladies, town hall has geared to raise public awareness.
Municipality has issued a formal warning to country’s male drivers: “As the hot weather poses new visual challenges and earthly distractions to Armenian driving men, it is important to remember that horny driving is as dangerous, or more, as drunk or drowsy driving. Yerevan city hall urges male drivers to have timely sex prior to taking to wheel.”
The issue of eye-grabbing skirts in central and several suburban areas of Yerevan has been mounting for over a decade now to reach its peak in 2011, when local research group published statistics revealing to the nation that 33% of car accidents among the male drivers are directly or semi-directly caused by spontaneous attraction to short skirts.
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